HAPPY #3rd BABY!

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

Wow! You must be crazy baby, you've been with me for 3 months now and you still love me! You, my dear, win the gold medal for most tolerance and patience ever to exist. Hee hee. These past three months has been the best time I've had in a loooooooong while... and it's all thanks to you.

When your world collides with my world, it all seems too perfect...too good to be true! You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me think, you give me style! I love you. You and all of you. You're good looks, your lovely hair of hazel brown, your sparkling eyes of green, your luscious lips, your perfect body, your gentle hands, your sexy legs and the least I could ever say about you is that you are beautiful. That's the least! There are no words in existence to say the most.

I stare at you and you say what?
I stare at you because you're hot!
I say so and know a lot,
I say beside me is your spot.
If you were in trouble I'd send the SWAT,
I'd make sure they send the best they got!
When through my heart cupid shot,
To resist you I could not!

A lot of people say to me that you and I are the perfect match because we are so alike. I say "what? She's not a lunatic." Hahaha! But really, it's as if you and I were meant to be together. Like Beauty and the Beast. But if I hear anyone else calling you BEAST I'll rip their lungs out! Hee hee

There's a world out there which only we have seen. A world no-one else can ever share with us. It is not an act of selfishness on our behalf, it is just an impossibility for anyone else to enter the world. For it is a paradise I see when you and I are together, like a new dimension ripping through the vast universe then closing when we're inside. Tis full of happiness and enjoyment and plenty of love.

I love you baby, don't you ever forget that.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Da Dumm, Da Dumm, Da Dumm...

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!

Is it true what they say? Is it more than just fun and games? Is there more behind the make up and not just fun engaged?

Do you want to be wildly entertained? I present to you, the CRAZIEST, ZANIEST, most PSYCHOTIC dream yet!

On average everyone has 7 dreams each night, they are merely remembered though. NIGHTMARES however...hahahahaha...isn't it funny how we'd all be better off forgetting them and yet, on average we remember 93% more of nightmares than dreams! Ever wondered what the dream of a psychotic is like? So do they, dreams do not occur for complete psychotics, only nightmares in disguise at minimum.

Here's a taste of one...

Flying circus tents carrying the ugliest of clowns. Clowns of not just the ugly, but the creepy and scary too. Some with muscles which look steroid induced carrying weapons of all sorts. Knives, swords, guns, fire arms, explosives and all sorts of nasty toys. The tents suddenly drop with a loud thundering CRASH! Surrounded, the clowns march out of the tents as orderly as an army most of them. The very lunatic looking clowns act berzerk and instill fear to all who they contact. Even their allies shudder with fear.

The animals are next to venture out of the tents towards thee. Elephants with black rings around their pink and red eyes, trunks which look half torn apart and tusks as ridged as a well used hack saw. Lions with fur unclean and messy, blood dripping from their razor sharp teeth, craving for fresh meat. Monkeys as crazy as they already are jumping around thee with speed like no other, a distraction? Or is there a surprise in store? Tigers with claws as sharp as a shuriken with eyes brighter than the sun, glowing like fire, enraged beyond return. Rabbits as big as pelicans, blood shot eyes and piercing buck tooth fangs. And a hyena, laughing with hunger and ready to pounce on thee.

Surrounded by circus folk, one tries to look for an escape route but fails. The army of circus freaks and psychotic animals attack and thou is torn limb from limb and is left with but a torso and head. Surviving such gruseome brutality, thou is carried inside a tent where from the neck one's shackled and chained to a wall around the torso. Gagged with a spiked sphere screaming is piercing through the mind! If one has still not awakened then the torture continues as one of the berzerker clowns comes at thee, lights thee on fire, then with a knife slowly slits the skin of thou remains without killing.

Once one has been cut to the point of death, they wake up!

This is what's known as a torture circus of the oblivion nightmare.

Since it is impossible to enter another persons mind, you can guess where this nightmare originated...

And I Thought My Jokes Were Bad...

You can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself.

Round and round and round you go,
where you stop I DON'T KNOW!
Tie you up with ropes will fast,
hurry now the knot is LAST!
And if you do not get the joke,
I'll pull the ropes and let you CHOKE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Feel you're surrounded by a wall of bricks?
Getting beaten with stones and sticks?
The world is cruel is it against you?
If so why, and what's it coming to?
Full of hate and full of anger,
no-one cares or knows such danger?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'm only laughing on the outside,
my smile is just skin deep
if you looked inside, I'm really crying
you might join me for a weep!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I miss you baby, I want you bad.
When I aint with you I feel sad 8(
Like a dagger through my heart,
I hope to god we never part.
You know a lot, but know this too,
never forget that I love you.
XO XO XO XO XO XO XO

Who goes there, do I know you?
Do I really? Is this true?
Oh good god you're one of them.
I should of known, you're not no gem!
Oh who cares, I'm dead now so,
come on! HIT ME! GO! GO! GOOOO!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Yes peoples, it is a poem, no the verses are not connected in anyway, they are simply there for amusement)
(Most of them)

The Rubber Chicken!

It's rubber and it's fowl!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you a chicken? Have you ever thought "what if?" Are you the person who says "nah I'm good, I have no interest" when really you do but you're too scared to do so?

Well fear no more! We have the solution! RUBBER! And it comes in chicken form just to tease the crap out of you. HAHAHA!

But seriously take life's opportunities or die a boring rock in the desert of life. That's pretty much your happy ending if you don't.

So you say you're a shrink eh? Tell me...why does the chicken cross the road?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...............etc etc

WHY SO SERIOUS?

The World Media?

OH NO! LOOK OUT PEOPLE! A whole new wave of woodpeckers are coming!

Ya know what sucks? So many people expect sooooooo much of you. Why? Most of them are lousy slobs themselves! We can't all be perfect now can we? So many rules so little time.
I say be what you wanna be and whatever the media asks you to be, screw em! Since when will any of you meet this so called media person and have a conversation with them?

FLYING FISHY!

I suspect people don't know what they want in this world, so they look for other people to adapt to. The media takes advantage of this. So I ask you all...why do you give in? Why is the media taking control? Why is it that every man and his dog wants to be like every other man and his dog? Why can't we all be different people? and most of all...

Why So Serious?

...and here...we...go!

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This blog gives you a taste of my personal world with strange and amusing updates similar to that you'd find in a news paper, only these origin from within my mind!

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