Aug 19, 2009

MY PROMISE!

In the past I may not have been the best boyfriend so far. Heck, I may not be the best bloke on the planet. But I all my life have always said to be the most loyal and honorable spouse ever to exist!

I don't even need to try to make this true. And as all of the people on the internet who read this blog as my witness, I promise to my girlfriend, my beloved, that she is the only girl for me, the one and only!

I declare that if I ever go against my word, I'll throw myself into a vat of acid!

And any of you can hold me to that!

I love my Jacqui Quinn. And I always will.

Xoxoxoxoxoxo

Aug 17, 2009

???PLANS???

Plans, plans, plans, they always have their plans, but the problem with their plan is that when you take an insane person to the asylum you're just taking him home. The very place he knows best! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Have any of you heard the one about the escaped patient who hunted down the guards and killed them one by one? No? Stick around!

Fresh from Blackgate correctional facility. With a combined sentence of 752 years... DING DING DING DING DING! It's round 2! HAHAHAHA

Blah blah blah, always with the hero talk! Oooh I'm getting bored watching you! Why don't ya just come find me!

Don't make promises you can't keep! I'm in control of the asylum now. And you're not going anywhere I don't want you to. Understand!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA